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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 05/30/2018 at 22:00 • Filed to: None

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The North American E36 is the car equivalent of your SO saying “not now, I have a headache honey”

Just 1.5 tons of DENIAL

For Sweden > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:13

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Why do you give your SO headaches?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:17

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Sounds like a personal problem

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:20

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240hp is a healthy amount of hp. It’s more than enough for a sub-1500kg car.

Alfalfa > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:27

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I’m not really sure what that’s supposed to mean, especially coming from someone who took a Korean 2 ton “sports sedan” and made it notably heavier.

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:27

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This car is a little older than you, so according to your mom, the headache must not have been that bad.

jkm7680 > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:28

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I believe that is the existence of every Hyundai made before 2005 and the all new sephia

wafflesnfalafel > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:29

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basically the origin of “M Sport”

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:30

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Lots of E36 M3 owners with later non-M cars that are just as fast or faster report that the E36 M3, while not earth shattering in speed, still feels special in a unique way compared to something like a E9X 328i.

Not to mention you can pick up about 30 or so horses with an intake manifold swap and tune.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > For Sweden 05/30/2018 at 22:32

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Because he always tries to explain how his Kia is a performance car and not an econobox

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:38

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The only people who think this about the US spec E36 M3 are either horsepower snobs or have never actually driven one and go off spec sheets. The handling is absolutely sublime and 240hp is more than enough for a 3,000lb car. Even my rusty, automatic, wore out sedan felt special.

for Michigan > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:41

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This take isn’t even luke warm. It’s as cold as the week-old pizza in Justin Westbrook’s minifridge.

Spanfeller is a twat > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 05/30/2018 at 22:47

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“I get it TAE, it’s a good car”

“But I haven’t even explained the limited slip differential!”

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 05/30/2018 at 22:48

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Just 1.9 tons of denial.

Spanfeller is a twat > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 05/30/2018 at 22:48

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I think I hit a nerve here.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 05/30/2018 at 22:51

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I... I am speechless.

Great burn

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 22:57

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You might need this to get that burn treated immediately

Spanfeller is a twat > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 05/30/2018 at 22:58

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Let me go fire up the 1.9 tons of denial in my parking bay to attend the hospital

Spanfeller is a twat > Alfalfa 05/30/2018 at 22:59

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Well, I saw one this morning (kudos to the owner, it was N E A T) and it stuck with me the rest of the day.

I never claimed the Stinger was a sport’s car, neither is it a luxury car. That’s just Kia’s marketing baloney

Spanfeller is a twat > wafflesnfalafel 05/30/2018 at 23:11

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Shhh don’t tell them!

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 05/30/2018 at 23:49

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You know you’re my boy, right?

Nobody rips on the E36 M3 with impunity! :D

RPM esq. > Spanfeller is a twat 05/31/2018 at 02:32

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More like making love to your SO for the thousandth time: she may not be new and exciting, maybe she’s not the hottest thing on the block, and she won’t blow your mind with any special tricks, but she still knows what you like better than anybody else could.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 05/31/2018 at 07:42

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I know you say it in a comedic way

I wasn’t expecting this much backlash to be fair, this doesn’t bode well for my next shitpost “Miatas aren’t always the answer”